Facebook’s Dirty Secret
Using Facebook nowadays, I feel like an old woman dipping her toes into social-networking waters. Calling out to my son to ask how to comment and how to look at Aunt Judy’s new album of her new cat. In my me-as-old-woman fantasy, it’s a Siamese cat, and I get to use a Mac Book Air, but have no clue how to.
Since joining Facebook in 2006, I have survived through dozens of website design changes. The newest change literally puts a live-action news feed in the top-right corner of your already existing news feed. Soon, it will release the “Timeline” feature which will confuse me further. But why must Facebook make changes? Why are people up in arms about this? Simply, read on.
When I first joined, Facebook looked like this:
Now, it looks like this:
Soon, it will look like this:
So, what’s up with the changes? Well, a site like Facebook can’t afford to not evolve. With Google + as a new viable competitor, Facebook must……. oh, who am I kidding? Google + doesn’t stand a chance.
Sure, it will gain new users after the “change,” but really the change might help us. Now, I no longer have to spend hours of the day checking each person’s status to see what comments were left. Now, Facebook does that for me. So, do you need to stalk your ex or find out where the nearest party is? Well, it now requires absolutely no work.
Facebook repeatedly puts us all on the same level of clueless confusion. Once our parents and grandparents joined Facebook, our generation laughed at their ineptitude. But now we find ourselves… scrambling for answers.
No, Facebook! You’ve taken away our savvy, our only source of pride. Now we’re on the same level as our grandparents. We are old ladies using the internet for the first time.
Well, at least they haven’t figured out Google + yet.
So, maybe, this is a conspiracy to knock us down a level. I’m watching you, Zuckerburg. I’m watching…
Posted on September 25, 2011, in Blogging, Internet, Old People, Random, Stress, Teenagers, Writing and tagged changes, conspiracy, Derek Berry, Facebook, funny, humor, innovation, internet, old ladies, poem, poet, poetry, stress, word salad, writer, writing. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.