Observations Concerning the Internet

If you’re reading this right now, you can probably use the internet. But it’s a complicated place.

1.) If it were not for stupid people, we would have lost interest in the internet a long time ago.

2.) Here, it’s okay to muse about what it might be like if Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter and Spock from Star Trek staged a tryst through the wardrobe in Narnia. And it’s okay to post it on a website where other like-minded people will blog about it.

And if you ask me if I think this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard about on the internet… may I redirect you to the Tea Party’s homepage: http://www.teapartypatriots.org/

3.) The only difference between Facebook and a pornography website is that no one blogs complaints when a pornography site suddenly changes its layout. I’m not sure why.

4.) On the internet, cats are hilarious.

5.) Everything is either true or utterly ridiculous! Or moderately believable…

6.) The internet is like your best friend who presents you with almost too much information as once, but never bothers to answer what you have asked.

7.) This is what Google used to look like, fo serious: http://web.archive.org/web/19981202230410/http://www.google.com/

8.) You can become “internet-famous,” which isn’t really famous, but close enough. Like when your uncle appeared on the news in an interview considering his triumph at the chitlin cooking competition.

9.) They sell anything over the internet. Seriously. Even beards. Really. And you can buy tamales $15 dollars for 12, but with a $30 dollars shipping/handling fee tacked on. Luckily though, they offer overnight shipping. Once, someone sold “the meaning of life” on Ebay. Sold for $10.50.

The internet, anyways, is a pretty strange place.


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