What I’m Thankful For

I'm not sure what Turkish people have to do with Thanksgiving, but I do know Turkey is nowhere near India.

Lame and boring people post about what they’re thankful for on Thanksgiving. In the spirit of dispirited Hipsterism, I shall post about it before Thanksgiving and then on Thanksgiving spend the day eating turkey and other delectable yummies.

1.) Those awkward conversations that occur when you dial the wrong number and try to explain who you were really trying to contact and possibly about how your wife left you.

2.) Tomatoes

3.) Facebook’s insistence that I constantly stalk everyone I’ve ever glimpsed

4.) My love affair with language

5.) That my girlfriend hasn’t figured out I’m having a love affair with language

6.) Cheap pizza

7.) Cool watches

8.) Reruns of “That 70’s Show”


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