I was awkward and nerdy before being awkward and nerdy was cool. You want to know what’s embarrassing? I’m so behind the trends that I didn’t even know what a hipster was until it was uncool to be one. Yeah, true that. But I get you. Act weird and wear weird clothing. Do whatever. I like to act weird too, but I don’t do it for fun. And some people have to shop at Goodwill so don’t try to make it into your own personal Mark Jacobs. That is all.
P.S. I hope this post is ironic enough for you.