Welcome to the Choose Your Own Blog Adventure, where you get to choose what you read. Follow the story and at critical points, make decisions as to what Derek should do next. Or write about next. The posts are all listed elsewhere for now. And in a week, the blog will turn back into a normal one where all the choices will be available. Ready to play?
One day, Derek sat around his room, twiddling his thumbs because he was bored. Consumed by boredom just how pasta was sometimes consumed by him. In great quantities. Naturally, Derek yawned and thought and decided finally he better do something before the boredom overwhelmed him. Maybe he should talk to somebody, he figured. He could either check Facebook or call someone on the phone. What should Derek do?