A Brief Message on Voting
When voting for Gary Johnson, remember to not accidentally write “Gay Johnson” as a write-in. Especially do not accidentally misspell his name while Googling him, because while you may have been searching for his Libertarian policies, what you’ll get instead might be unpleasant.
Likewise, when spelling Barack Obama’s name, avoid typing “Osama” as so many people have. It will leave you with your head cocked to the side, perplexed at why suddenly the Democratic Party has become a terrorist organization.
Lastly, do not type Mitt Romney’s name into Google as “Mitt Romney” on the likely chance you’ll end up on his website, equally disheartened.
Despite the misspellings and misinterpretations of names, policies, and theoretical comings of End Times, go out and vote today.
Posted on November 6, 2012, in Blogging, Controversy, Humor, musings, Politics, television, Writing and tagged 2012, Barack Obama, Derek Berry, election, Gary Johnson, humor, Mitt Romney, politics, presidency, voting, word salad. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.