I sat down tonight to watch the first Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone because well, I don’t really have work tomorrow, so why not? I meant to watch the other movies and tweet about them as well, but I soon grew tired. Pretty soon, I shall enter the land of Nod but not before sharing these thoughts on the movies, which I announced to the world via tweets!
When Harry needs to talk to Dumbledore so badly, why doesn’t he just use the card from a Choc0late Frog box?
Why did they stop making Bertie Bot’s? Flavors like acid, centipede, earwax, glue, latex, mucous, rotten egg, soap, sulphur, Worcestershire.
Flavors that make Bertie Bot’s worth it: bacon, chicken, cough medicine, pasta, menthol, shampoo. Oh and banana. I like banana.
When Nearly-Headless Nick shows the place where his neck separates: my first experience with gore as a child.
Whoa, almost thought the flying teacher at Hogwarts was Jane Lynch. Craziness.
“We’re on the third floor where we might die immediately. Oh, no! Filch’s Cat!! Let’s risk death, cool?”
Oliver Wood wears a turtle neck. You know it’s freezing in England when everyone wears thick sweaters under their robes.
During Harry’s first Quidditch game, he just sits watchimg the game until the other seeker finds the Snitch, then goes to catch it.
Invisibility cloak: best christmas present ever!
Snape: A student is out of bed? TO THE BATCAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if you saw someone naked in the mirror or Erised? That would be so awkward.
Detention? Oh no, we have to search out unicorns in the awesome dark forest!
#bestdetentionever # harrypotter
Survives a giant dog, killer chess, and strangling vones. Ghost of voldemort knocks him out for a week. # harrypotterprobz
Maybe I went overboard and annoyed everyone who follows me, but I hope I shed some philosophical light on one of the most culturally significant films of our time. Follow me if you like updates about Harry Potter far too often: https://twitter.com/#!/TheSavagePen